This is Why You're Fat

Prepare to be grossed out at This is why you're fat. Tacos with bacon for a shell. Turbaconucken (it's completely wrapped in bacon). Bacon cheese burger with Jamaican beef patties as the bun. That's just the first two pages. I'm perplexed. On the flip side, the sweets make total sense to me. Deep fried candy bars. A brownie wrapped in peanut butter, wrapped in cookie dough and deep fried. I could eat me one of those.
Ahhhhh! A cheese stuffed, deep fried ground bacon burger.
Is it wrong that I think the Snack Stadium is awesome? I want one complete with blimp. How many more months until football starts?